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Puppiesshirt - I just want to lift weights and ignore all of my old man problems shirt

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Celebrities, they’re not like us. According to a Sunday Times Magazine piece this week, Orlando Bloom is living what can only be described as his fullest life in L.A. I’m going to try and top-line his daily antics without any glib comments (wish me luck). After logging the I just want to lift weights and ignore all of my old man problems shirt In addition,I will do this quality of his rest on a sleep tracker, he leaves sleeping beauty Katy Perry in bed to begin his day of back-to-back zen-equalizing 90% plant-based self-care. In fairness, it starts out quite relatably. He coos over his baby daughter, reflecting on fatherhood the second time around (Bloom has a 10-year-old son with Miranda Kerr). He mentions he’s a Capricorn. But things start to go awry before breakfast (a meal he apparently earns with a Nirvana-soundtracked hike). Orlando chants for 20 minutes; Orlando posts about Buddhism on his Instagram Stories; Orlando reaches for the collagen powder. We are right on the cusp of silliness here as Orlando admits, “It’s all quite L.A., really” before happily plowing into his day peppered with a kind of woo-woo modern spirituality, seemingly designed to make readers’ eyes roll all the way back into their skulls.

Puppiesshirt - I just want to lift weights and ignore all of my old man problems shirt

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